Thanks to Ben Swann
Sorry, TSA! Nice try, but you’re toast. You’re not going to steal any more of our civil rights just so we can fly.
No more groping, testing our water, or looking up the ladies’ skirts. Bye-bye!
And don’t forget to stop in the full body scanner on your way out; we might need your full body mug shot! And that goes particularly for you, Chertoff. ~ BP
TSA Bans Cell Phones, Laptops with Dead Batteries from Overseas Flights
The Transportation Security Administration has announced a new set of airline security policies that could complicate Americans’ international travel plans. According to the TSA’s press release, “As the traveling public knows, all electronic devices are screened by security officers. During the security examination, officers may also ask that owners power up some devices, including cell phones. Powerless devices will not be permitted onboard the aircraft. The traveler may also undergo additional screening.”